shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak
when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim
And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued
*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*
I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.
Christ on a bike!
i cAN’T BRHREATEH
Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.
All people should have their cake and the ability to eat it too.
And yes, I edited the title to include all sexualities.:)
A civil muffin
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
this picture accurately represents everything about school