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andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

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bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

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refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

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tastefullyoffensive:

[kvd]

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spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

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jem-sie:

stressed out? masturbate
have a headache? masturbate
gotta leave? stay in bed, masturbate
have so much shit to do? who cares!
masturbate

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lumos5001:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

also punctuation placement 

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Nobody I like, likes me back. Can you help me figure out what's wrong with me?
asked by Anonymous

lacquerandcandy:

kingjaffejoffer:

Nobody I like, likes me back” implies that there are people that do like you, but they’re not the particular ones you want. 

You got Hollywood aspirations and YouTube looks. 

Humble yourself. 

image

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tastefullyoffensive:

[@wstonesoxfordst/via]

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