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thenewtgingrich:

johnsegbert:

princeowl:

bedabug:

shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible

macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak

when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim

And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued

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zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

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nefertsukia:

disneyprincessalexia:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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Christ on a bike!

i cAN’T BRHREATEH

tags: #Shrek #oh my god 
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abseas:

This is important

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trxylermyqueen:

Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.

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ohmygoodgoodness:

pansexualityisperfect:

All people should have their cake and the ability to eat it too. 

And yes, I edited the title to include all sexualities. :)

A civil muffin

tags: #a civil muffin 
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intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

tags: #srsly tho 
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awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

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mishawinsexster:

this picture accurately represents everything about school

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flexsays:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.